~Always pee before you paint your nails!
~Seriously lift with your knees
~Vicoden can not cure all pain
~Packing really sucks
~If you haven't used something in 6 months chances are you don't need it and won't miss it so toss it because when it comes time to move all your stuff somewhere you will end up throwing it away anyhow.
~Chicken parmesean is awesome
That is all